One of the best E-zines for women that I have come across during the shitty winter that most of us have experienced, is For The Girls. It brings out the naughty side that is inside all of us. For The Girls knows you want to see hot, filthy hardcore! This site has heaps of down-and-dirty pics and movies, but without all those silly porn cliches and sexism. You’ll be sure to get off with the large selection of sexy galleries of men and couples,hardcore and passionate, sex advice, and don’t forget the sizzling erotic fiction. If you’re not hot and bothered after reading that section, you need to check for a pulse, because you have a serious ailment. I enjoy the fact that there is a little something for everyone. If you’re more conservative, you may enjoy the passionate couples section and some of the mild galleries of couples making passionate love. And for those who perhaps aren’t so much on the conservative side, you have the option of hardcore movies of couples fucking, licking, whatever your fancy. There are some great videos of men doing hot little strip tease numbers, and jerking off for your pleasure, if you’re into that sort of thing. I have to be honest and say that I have never been disappointed with this site. If you aren’t in the mood for sex, you will have a hard time keeping your hands to yourself after visiting. I know I do!
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I Love Sssh.com!
I have to say that Sssh.com is one of the finest erotic journal sites that I have ever seen(besides my own LOL!) It offers so many options, from articles, steamy stories, yummy photos and men, couples and more. They even have a section where you can ask a question from a male’s point of view. If you have something on your mind and can’t quite ask your man, or a male friend, jump on and get the answer you have been waiting for. Sssh.com is written and ran by women, so they can truly relate. This has to by far be one my favorite sites to pass time, especially on those cold winter nights when you’re home all alone. I assure you there is enough action here to keep you warm! I know that this site is for women, by women, but I feel that a couple may even enjoy this site together. The interactive videos are interesting and fun to say the least.
We have all been frustrated with our man at some point, whether it be for leaving his dirty clothes on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink, or the best one of all; leaving the toilet seat up causing you to get your ass wet as you stumble in to pee in the middle of the night. And don’t forget the whole wiping his greasy hands on the towels that are “just for show.” I know, I have been there myself. I can’t say that the greasy towel incident has happened to me, because I just don’t believe in the whole towels just for show. As frustrated as I might get with him at times, reading this still made me chuckle a little. It’s amusing and holds some truth. So the next time you feel frustrated with your man, take a peek at this and it will make you just roll your eyes, smile and realize he’s just a man, and they are their own species. The saying that we can’t live with them and can’t live without them tends to hold some truth, at least in my case. And for what it’s worth, I know that we ladies have our silly quirks too, so it’s a two-way street I suppose.
The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven’t hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.
I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you
Pickups & Comebacks
I stumbled across this site while trying to think of something to write about. I decided to search for relationship advice from the male’s perspective. It caused me to chuckle, so perhaps it will do the same for you. You may even find that you have used some of these yourself. Enjoy!
Male: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go mine.
Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I’m a female impersonator.
Male: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
Male: Your body’s like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
Male: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.
A beginning or an end?
Heidi and Jeff have been married for about five years now. They appeared to be the perfect couple to those around them. Jeff had changed in the past couple of years, becoming a workaholic. He hadn’t really looked at Heidi or made her feel sexy in months. Sex had become more of a duty and rather boring. It was the day before Valentine’s Day, and Heidi decided it was time to spice things up and make it memorable. She bought a sexy number just for him and a new toy. She rushed home to make dinner. Everything had to be perfect. She planned to be dressed and have a candlelit dinner waiting for him when he walked in the door. No dessert was needed because she planned to be dessert.
Heidi was excited and almost anxious about the evening she had so carefully planned. With dinner on the table; dressed in her sexy duo, she waited patiently. Jeff finally walked in to see dinner and his wife with a puzzled look on his face. Looking her up and down and at the table, asking what this was all about, completely ruining the moment for her. She played it off as if it wasn’t a big deal and sat down to have dinner.
After dinner, Jeff went into his office where he usually was every night before going to bed. Heidi cleaned up after dinner and went in to change. With her feelings hurt, the couple didn’t talk much for the rest of the evening. She went to bed before he did, lying there quietly with tears streaming down her cheek. She pretended to be asleep when he came to bed and felt him kiss her cheek before rolling over to go to sleep.
Several weeks had gone by. Heidi had tried to put that whole evening to rest, but it still weighed heavily on her heart. She decided to talk to her mother about the situation because she felt the information would be safe with her. Her mother had recently moved. She had been at her mother’s many times and had noticed the gorgeous neighbor. He was tall with dark hair and brown eyes and just sexy as hell. She would see him and her heart would race. Married or not, she was only human.
Sitting at her desk reflecting on her life on day, she finally realized that she had basically been living a lie for at least the past couple of years. She hadn’t been herself, but what he wanted her to be. At this point, she felt a little rebellious. She went by her mother’s because she knew that the hunky neighbor would be home. She sat at her mother’s for a while trying to muster up the courage to knock on his door. She decided to just stop by and introduce herself. So she did a mirror check and walked over there. She knocked softly and he opened the door. Her heart pounding, she looked him up and down and said “Hi, I’m Heidi. My mother just moved in next door and I thought I would just come introduce myself.” He kind of grinned, and trying not to let her notice him checking her out as well. He said, ”Hi, I’m Todd.” He said he was actually on his way out to grab some lunch, if she would like to join him. She knew it was a bad idea, and she said she had plans and perhaps another time. He said fair enough and they both went on their way.
Heidi tried and tried, but she just couldn’t get him off her mind. She daydreamed the rest of the day imagining all the naughty thing they could do together. She was definitely flirting with danger. She had to pull herself together because she was meeting Jeff for lunch. She appeared to be listening to Jeff talk and even carried on a conversation with him. Her mind was elsewhere though. On her way home from lunch, she kept asking herself “why am I having these thoughts?” “Should I go back over there?” She wanted him so badly, but she just couldn’t, or could she?
Will Heidi work it out with Jeff, or will she see Todd again? Come back soon to find out!
Sexy furniture
Mario Philippona, a German cabinet maker has come up with one of the most unusal range of artwork. It is not just artwork though, his pieces are actually practial and useable. He has created cuboards,wardrobes and tables and much more using the female anatamoy as inspiration. Philippona’s furniture has been on displays for art galleries and stores in Germany and for sell online at his website.
His most recent piece released is a fruit bowl decorated with realistically shaped life-size wooden breasts that he calls ‘TittyFruity.” Philippona’s other creations include a wine-glass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts, a table supported by legs moulded from a female model and a bedside drawer which opens by pressing a button in the piece’s ‘vagina’.
Philippona said: “The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs.” Now I know that he is a man, so it would be strange for him to create anything with the male anatomy in mind, but wouldn’t that be interesting. I am not sure if I could or would be able to have a realistically sized weenie on my displayed on my kitchen table as a fruit bowl. Kudos to any woman who would be brave enough to venture in that direction of decor.
His pieces again proves that the nude female body is much more accepted than that of a nude male. I am not wanting to, but I am kind of starting to realize more and more that when it comes to sex and nudity, it is really more of a man’s world. But with more women becoming interested in porn and nudity every day, perhaps we will be on a more even ground one day.
Here are just a few more pieces of Philippona’s work.
Color for the down under
Now you can have a colorful nether region. Things are really being stirred up in the realm of beauty with a collection of pubic hair dyes. Yes, that’s right, I said pubic hair dyes! Betty Beauty, is a new line or products being marketed by a firm in New York and has been seen on television and in magazines.
Nancy Jarecki is the founder of this crazy and increasingly popular product. She told a journalist during an interview, that she came up with the idea while she was living in Rome.
When asked how she came up with the idea, she stated that while at her salon she would notice that women who had their hair dyed would be given a small bag on their way out. After observing this, she became intrigued and asked the front desk what these women were getting in the small bags. The response, the dye to match down there.
Jarecki though about it and realized, “Of course, who wouldn’t want to be a true blonde?” That is when she set out to find Betty Beauty. Jarecki worked with a chemist and toxicologist to develop a gentle, non-drip formula, along with specialized tools for application.
The product was carefully created by Jarecki and her team of professionals and put on the market. Though, the idea is just catching on, it is popularity is gowing rapidly. Jarecki now offers her product, Betty Beauty in five differnt colors; Brown, Blonde, Auburn, Black and and then just to be fun, Bright Pink. which she named ”Fun Betty.” It’s reasonably priced at $20.00/kit. And girls, this isnt just for us, it can also be used by men. So look out, you may get a surprise and maybe even a good chuckle one day when you find your man with his nether region dyed bright pink! As Jarecki says, “men can be bettys too.”
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