Erotica for Women by Women

Archive for January 15th, 2007

   I stumbled across this site while trying to think of something to write about. I decided to search for relationship advice from the male’s perspective. It caused me to chuckle, so perhaps it will do the same for you. You may even find that you have used some of these yourself. Enjoy!

 

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Male: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go mine.

Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I’m a female impersonator.

Male: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.

Male: Your body’s like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?

Male: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.