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Archive for January 16th, 2007

 

   We have all been frustrated with our man at some point, whether it be for leaving his dirty clothes on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink, or the best one of all; leaving the toilet seat up causing you to get your ass wet as you stumble in to pee in the middle of the night. And don’t forget the whole wiping his greasy hands on the towels that are “just for show.” I know, I have been there myself. I can’t say that the greasy towel incident has happened to me, because I just don’t believe in the whole towels just for show. As frustrated as I might get with him at times, reading this still made me chuckle a little. It’s amusing and holds some truth. So the next time you feel  frustrated with your man, take a peek at this and it will make you just roll your eyes, smile and realize he’s just a man, and they are their own species. The saying that we can’t live with them and can’t live without them tends to hold some truth, at least in my case. And for what it’s worth, I know that we ladies have our silly quirks too, so it’s a two-way street I suppose. 

 

The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.

When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.

If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven’t hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.

I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.

I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.

Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you