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EJ Gets a New Look!
To all of my visitors old and new, I am excited to bring an all new look to Erotica Journal. I figured it was time to change it up a little and keep it interesting. There are many ideas in the works to go along with the new look, such as more posts with links to galleries, videos and more. I know I planned that in the beginning of the site, but it just never came together. I don’t plan to let that happen this time. So stay tuned for all of the great changes to come! Thanks for visiting my site!
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This will make you laugh!
This has nothing to do with porn, I just wanted to share. There is just something intoxicating about a child’s laughter. You could be having the worst day ever, with a ton of weight on your shoulders. When you hear the laughter of a child, it just seems to lighten things up a bit. We watch America’s Funniest Videos and shows like that frequently in my household, and our favorites tend to be the ones with animals and children laughing. After having a crappy week, I came home and watched this video and despite my mood, I laughed myself to tears. I haven’t seen anyone yet who hasn’t had that same response. Like I said, the laugh is intoxicating, you can’t help but laugh yourself silly with the little guy.
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6393
A Motto to Live by:
Although this post doesn’t have anything to do with porn, I came across this motto and just had to share it and my thoughts about it.
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
Hell yeah, need I say more? Most of us concede to what society says we should be, well fuck that. Live to the fullest, within moderation of course. Have fun, experience the extraordinary as much as you can within reason so that you don’t wake up one day saying ” I wish I had….. or only if I had…..” Make as many wonderful memories and as few regrets as you can. The world is a wicked place and will shit on you with every opportunity, but that’s half of the adventure and hopefully will only make you stronger. It doesn’t seem like it at the time it’s happening to you, but there is some truth to it. Now, I will admit that I’m just as guilty as the next person, conceding to what society says we ”should” be. It’s funny how life’s events can make one realize that life is truly what you make of it. Being unique is what makes the world interesting. If we are the same, how boring would that be? That’s kind of another reason why I decided to get involved in the adult entertainment industry. I am going to live my life how I want to live it and if someone doesn’t like it, well quite frankly, they can go fuck themselves. I’m sorry if I have been too crude or as if I am on a soapbox or something. That motto just really got me thinking, and I wanted to share my thoughts with my readers. This whole idea of what we “should” be has a lot to do with why there are so many people suffering from eating disorders, depression, and so on. Being “perfect” is not going to keep you from experiencing ruts in life, so indulge and let your hair down once in a while. Don’t concede to what society shoves in your face, be your own person, enjoy life, and be happy because we all have to go someday. Now on the other hand, I’m not saying go and be careless or too bold, you have to draw the line somewhere of course. But at the same time be sure that you don’t shelter yourself so much that you have more regrets one day than great memories. Okay, off of my little soapbox now…I promise!
Erotic Adult Games
Okay, first of all I will admit that I enjoy gaming. The Nintendo Wii is about my favorite console game next to the XBOX 360. In fact, they are kind of tied for the best with me. I am also one of those women who plays World of Warcraft. I’m not sure how many of you have ever played it or heard of it, but it’s an addicting role playing game. In fact, there are over 5 million people playing it world wide the last time I checked. But that’s not what this is all about. This is about a site called Adult Games Portal. It is very unique to say the least. If know of an avid gamer who is old enough for porn, they should check this site out. You can enjoy the site alone or perhaps play a little naughty game with your significant other. The site has over 150 XXX games along with some bonus material. With a wide range of games from puzzles, tetris type games, card games, etc, you are sure to find something to enjoy. You can play alone or have some naughty time while playing with your significant other. This is an interesting and amusing way to past the time. Some of the games and material might even make you chuckle a little, I know I did.
Welcome PlayGirl
That’s right! Yours truly has worked with PlayGirl in order to offer material for your entertainment. We all know some of the hottest men are in PlayGirl. Until now, I didn’t realize that it was more than just a magazine, with videos and galleries offered as well. These men are smokin’ hot and will really get your "juices" flowing and they definitely aren’t shy. I look very forward to working with them to offer my readers scrumptious entertainment. So many men, so little time. I love this job, who wouldn’t!
We have all been frustrated with our man at some point, whether it be for leaving his dirty clothes on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink, or the best one of all; leaving the toilet seat up causing you to get your ass wet as you stumble in to pee in the middle of the night. And don’t forget the whole wiping his greasy hands on the towels that are “just for show.” I know, I have been there myself. I can’t say that the greasy towel incident has happened to me, because I just don’t believe in the whole towels just for show. As frustrated as I might get with him at times, reading this still made me chuckle a little. It’s amusing and holds some truth. So the next time you feel frustrated with your man, take a peek at this and it will make you just roll your eyes, smile and realize he’s just a man, and they are their own species. The saying that we can’t live with them and can’t live without them tends to hold some truth, at least in my case. And for what it’s worth, I know that we ladies have our silly quirks too, so it’s a two-way street I suppose.
The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven’t hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.
I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you
Pickups & Comebacks
I stumbled across this site while trying to think of something to write about. I decided to search for relationship advice from the male’s perspective. It caused me to chuckle, so perhaps it will do the same for you. You may even find that you have used some of these yourself. Enjoy!
Male: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go mine.
Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I’m a female impersonator.
Male: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
Male: Your body’s like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
Male: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.
Sexy furniture
Mario Philippona, a German cabinet maker has come up with one of the most unusal range of artwork. It is not just artwork though, his pieces are actually practial and useable. He has created cuboards,wardrobes and tables and much more using the female anatamoy as inspiration. Philippona’s furniture has been on displays for art galleries and stores in Germany and for sell online at his website.
His most recent piece released is a fruit bowl decorated with realistically shaped life-size wooden breasts that he calls ‘TittyFruity.” Philippona’s other creations include a wine-glass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts, a table supported by legs moulded from a female model and a bedside drawer which opens by pressing a button in the piece’s ‘vagina’.
Philippona said: “The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs.” Now I know that he is a man, so it would be strange for him to create anything with the male anatomy in mind, but wouldn’t that be interesting. I am not sure if I could or would be able to have a realistically sized weenie on my displayed on my kitchen table as a fruit bowl. Kudos to any woman who would be brave enough to venture in that direction of decor.
His pieces again proves that the nude female body is much more accepted than that of a nude male. I am not wanting to, but I am kind of starting to realize more and more that when it comes to sex and nudity, it is really more of a man’s world. But with more women becoming interested in porn and nudity every day, perhaps we will be on a more even ground one day.
Here are just a few more pieces of Philippona’s work.
Color for the down under
Now you can have a colorful nether region. Things are really being stirred up in the realm of beauty with a collection of pubic hair dyes. Yes, that’s right, I said pubic hair dyes! Betty Beauty, is a new line or products being marketed by a firm in New York and has been seen on television and in magazines.
Nancy Jarecki is the founder of this crazy and increasingly popular product. She told a journalist during an interview, that she came up with the idea while she was living in Rome.
When asked how she came up with the idea, she stated that while at her salon she would notice that women who had their hair dyed would be given a small bag on their way out. After observing this, she became intrigued and asked the front desk what these women were getting in the small bags. The response, the dye to match down there.
Jarecki though about it and realized, “Of course, who wouldn’t want to be a true blonde?” That is when she set out to find Betty Beauty. Jarecki worked with a chemist and toxicologist to develop a gentle, non-drip formula, along with specialized tools for application.
The product was carefully created by Jarecki and her team of professionals and put on the market. Though, the idea is just catching on, it is popularity is gowing rapidly. Jarecki now offers her product, Betty Beauty in five differnt colors; Brown, Blonde, Auburn, Black and and then just to be fun, Bright Pink. which she named ”Fun Betty.” It’s reasonably priced at $20.00/kit. And girls, this isnt just for us, it can also be used by men. So look out, you may get a surprise and maybe even a good chuckle one day when you find your man with his nether region dyed bright pink! As Jarecki says, “men can be bettys too.”
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